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Read Animal Man: Deus Ex Machina. Critical acclaims totally justified. Here we have buddy travelling through time, into hallucinations, across continuities... and it all ends with a bang when he confronts grant morrison, who is, incidentally, the writer himself. Loved the frame when he took his time to give his thank you speech while buddy was getting killed in the background. Hilarious... And the monkey who writes the stories on the hill. And Mr Freeze as one of the long forgotten characters of comicdom. Morrison is brilliant in every right. Still remember how my first issue of spidey used to captivate me. Now it's the dark and gritty substance that catches my attention. Yes, comics is literature. I won't argue about that.
The Familiarity has arrived, and while the Familiarity usually brings forth security, the Familiarity will now bring forth the need and desire for security. The Familiarity is awesome and awful at the same time. The attraction and beauty that arms the Familiarity puts me at knife-point, a decision being held up to the orange lights of scrutiny. While the blade cuts so slighty into my throat, it causes no pain, as the blade is ever so sharp, ever so warm. And to make sense of it all, let me simply embrace the Familiarity. Welcome to your identity crisis.
Alright now, snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity oh, there goes... erm excuse me. Anyway, had my second driving lesson yesterday, which leaves this moment perfect for the official launch of the Stall-o-counter! Yes, and yesterday's stall count was six, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah and i can feel a little initial d running through my veins already, erm albeit crawling at 60, that is.
An ulcer is setting up shop at 4th Avenue, Joel's Upper Gums. Let's extend a warm welcome to our newest member to the cavity. But do be warned that a storm is coming sometime this evening, and rain is expected to have an unusually high salt content. Let's hope Mr Ulcer does the right thing by evacuating to godknowswhere before more damage is done in the vicinity...
Sm was complaining today, i'm turning really kookie, especially with the production of toxicdonuts. Well, though i do not refute any of your claims, please be informed that toxicdonuts are made with the freshest dose of neurons and grey matter. True to your suspicions, we are indeed experiencing some unusual behaviour from the source of the ingredients. However, be assured that we are trying our very best not to fix the problem, and we will stay true to our mission of driving you nuts. Oh and our toxicdonuts now come in four new flavours, agent orange, yellow fever, lemon slime and mustard custard. Try them today!
You are dead right, sm.

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